if-youre-a-bird-im-a-bird

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

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ebuddies:

today’s weather forecast with whorville

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carlsagansbitch:

ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25

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fratdouche2point0:

dude: you smoke?
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andivictoria:

so i was wondering why my parents are always so disappointed in me, and then i realized


here’s my sister:

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here’s my other sister:

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and here’s me

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the-barricade-girl:

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

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codykru:

everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin

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kordova:

suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

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